***sports jokes***

What lights up a soccer field?
A soccer match.

Why did the baseball player get arrested?
He stole second base.

Why did the soccer field look like a triangle?
The midfielder took a corner.

What restaurant has the best basketball team?
Dunkin' Donuts.

​Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why did the football coach bang on the vending machine?
To get his quarterback.

Which sport is always getting in trouble?
Bad-minton.

Why did the baseball player put a spider in his glove?
To catch flies.

What season is the worst for mountain climbing?
Fall.

What is an athlete's favorite candy?
Tourna-mints.

What is the noisiest sport?
Racquetball.

Why was the hurdle race cancelled?
It wasn't leap year.

​Why did the baseball player shut down his website?
He wasn't getting any hits.

​What does a winner always lose in a race?
His breath.

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick.

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