What lights up a soccer field?
A soccer match.
Why did the baseball player get arrested?
He stole second base.
Why did the soccer field look like a triangle?
The midfielder took a corner.
What restaurant has the best basketball team?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole-in-one.
Why did the football coach bang on the vending machine?
To get his quarterback.
Which sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the baseball player put a spider in his glove?
To catch flies.
What season is the worst for mountain climbing?
What is an athlete's favorite candy?
What is the noisiest sport?
Why was the hurdle race cancelled?
It wasn't leap year.
Why did the baseball player shut down his website?
He wasn't getting any hits.
What does a winner always lose in a race?
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?